It is 11 AM.
It is 34 degrees.
There is not a flake on the ground.
It's not raining.
It's not snowing.
There's no wind.
We're supposed to have freezing rain at 8 PM. That's tonight.
AND TODAY THEY CANCELED SCHOOL.
OK, yes, I grew up in North Dakota, where they don't cancel school when it's -60 F, we have 3 feet of snow on the ground, 80 mph winds, and more snow falling. AND we're all driving around on 2 inches of ice because it's illegal to salt the roads. But come on! This is insane!
Proof: East Coasters are WUSSES.