Number of inches of snow predicted today: up to 10.
Number of Recess duties I had today: 4.
Minutes spent outside in the snow, slush, wind and cold per day: 80.
Floors in the school: 3.
Floor I'm on: 3.
Flights of stairs climbed: 24.
Minutes of "Lunch hour": 20.
Minutes of break I get during the day: 0.
Number of bathroom breaks I need per day*: 7.
Number of days I have this schedule: 3.
Bowls of ice cream it will take to get me through the week: 27.
Hours it will take me to recover from each day: 12.
Good thing I passed Algebra.
*(The other teachers have been great about covering for me so I don't explode all over their students--thank goodness I'm showing now. I don't even feel guilty about asking anymore.)