Monday, October 04, 2010
"MOM! I pushed a poop out!!!"
"In the potty?"
I ran up the stairs, yelling "HOT DOG!!!" We examined the evidence.
"Is that corn?" she said.
"Yeah. It is. One kernel. Um, good job, honey! Way to go! You earned the right to use the Dora soap, and a jumbo marshmallow! I'm so proud of you!"
Yes, one corn kernel. But she pushed it out, by herself, without prompting. At this rate, she'll have a whole bag of marshmallows for a real turd. But hey, whatever it takes! (She will get it, someday, right? Please? We've been potty training for 10 months, for one stinkin' corn kernel. I'm starting to lose hope.)